Monday, May 5, 2008

The Political Horse Race

The queen mother of all bad omens.

The Kentucky Derby was run this weekend, and predictably, was made into a political metaphor. The field was packed full - 20 horses were entered - but was devoid of a clear favorite. Making headlines was filly Eight Belles, the first female horse to be entered in the Derby in nine years. Starting to sound like the Democratic primary season yet? It certainly did to Hillary Clinton, who announced before the race that she was endorsing Eight Belles to win. Eight Belles ran valiantly, making a big push through the home stretch to come in second. Pretty good for a filly.

And then disaster struck. Galloping through the second turn, Eight Belles broke both of her front ankles in a freak accident, collapsing to the track. Veteranians were summoned to the scene immediately, but there was nothing that could be done, as the filly was euthanized on the track. Eight Belles was the first horse in the history of the Kentucky Derby to die on the track.

That alone would be an awful political omen for Hillary Clinton. Watching the horse you endorsed to win become the first to DIE ON THE RACETRACK has to be sobering. It gets better, though. The winning horse was a largely untested young phenom named Big Brown. Wow. I'm not given to superstition usually, but this is pretty alarming.

Pre-race favorite Colonel John finished fifth.

AP Photo/Brian Bohannon

3 comments:

alishka babushka said...

I had heard about the horse, but not Hilary's part with the horse. I like this. It's intriguing to me. Thank you for sharing!

Unknown said...

so what you're saying is hillary clinton is going to DIE?

Brooklyn said...

bahahahahha